US presidents as a circus attraction

A lot of insignificant non-US politicians get the opportunity to meet with the US president. Lots of specific conditions, however, precede this.

Before the sitting president asks you how is your wife (of course, he has prepared notes by the diplomats) you must fulfill some requirements.

First of all, you have to be pro-American. Second, you have to do steps motivated by your pro-American orientation. Third, you have to sometimes have clearance by the secret services.

But my intelligent readers know very well that politics is a complicated organism and sometimes you have to incline to a side that is not pro-American in order to survive. Sometimes you have to play the Chinese or Russian card.

And yes, this disqualifies you from visiting the most powerful man on this planet.

Don’t forget that when visiting, you bring your puppet master with you so a presidential visit is almost a circus attraction.